Oliver's Batman Story

We were in the car last night when Oliver pipes up from the backseat and tells me that Batman is a bad guy. I asked him why, and he said "He spanks babies" I asked him why Batman spanks babies, and he shrugs and says "Yah, spanking' bums!" As if to say that he couldn't believe it either. As I told a good friend, hanging out with a small child is like having a little randomness generator.