1: They seem to think it's fun to hide and then destroy my underwear.
2: They wake me up at all hours of the night. This is due to thundering up and down the stairs.
3: They drink out of the toilet, and then want to lick my face.
4: They sneeze in my mouth.
5: They smell like spit, and crap.
6: They knock over my cactus.
7: They chew on my i-pod headphones.
8: They love to cuddle with my clean laundry, and get it full of cat hair. This happens amazingly fast. Within minutes of me leaving said clothes unattended.
9: They, somehow, move my shoes around, and my huge pregnant self has grunt and wheeze my way onto the floor to fish them out from under the futon.
10: They try to claw me when I'm taking a bath.
11: They stare at me when I'm doing anything else in the bathroom, and then show no interest in being in the bathroom when I leave.
12: They run into the back porch when I am getting a new bowl of food for them, and then refuse to come back into the main part of the house. Why? I have no idea. It's damned cold back there.
13: One is scared beyond belief of us while we are awake, but then wants to purr and sit on our faces while we are sleeping.
14: One is so stupid that she eats anything that she can swallow. Including yarn, balls of my hair, garlic, etc.
15: One likes to take flying leaps onto my arm, with fully extended claws. It's amazing how deep those things can go into your skin.
16: They shit all over my basement.
17: They pull the strings out of hoodies.
18: They claw my clothes that are hanging in the closet.
19: They jump on the table, and counter all the time!While on the table and/or counter, they knock over my knife blocks, and eat my bamboo, and lick my spice containers.
20: They are too cute for me to get rid of them.